If you like to laugh, then this story is for you. The El Arroyo restaurant in Austin is known for more than just exceptional Tex-Mex cuisine. Owned by Ellis and Paige Winstanley and located on the corner of West 5th Street and Campbell, the restaurant is most famous for the marquee sign out front. Displayed each day is a new witticism for the entertainment of their customers. These are then posted on social media and shared with the world. If you enjoy some serious humor, then these are worth reading. For your entertainment, here are some of their funniest entries.
~ I am a social vegan, I avoid meet.
~ The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses.
~ I need a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.
~ My emotional support animal is a chicken, in a tortilla, with cheese on top.
~ Common sense is like deodorant, those that need it most never use it.
~ Do chickens use foul language?
~ I changed my computer passwords to Kenny – so now I have all Kenny Logins.
~ I wish Noah had swatted those two mosquitos.
~ 90% of marriage is just shouting “what” from different rooms.
~ Auto correct has become my own worst enema.
~ Don’t blame others for the road you’re on – that’s your own asphalt.
~ In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers.
~ A pun is not completely matured until it is full groan.
~ Am I getting older or does the grocery store play good music?
~ Perfect parents exist! They just don’t have kids yet.
~ I thought growing old would take longer.
~Someone from Ziplock should contact literally anyone in the cereal business.
~Pollen is the snow of the south.
~ Did you know that incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.
~ Never fight with a dinosaur, you’ll get jurasskicked.
~ You think you can hurt my feelings? I used to hold the flash light for my dad.
~ The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
~ I never finish anythingÂ…I have a black belt in partial arts.
~ Drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer.
~ There’s no way that *every- one* was Kung Fu fighting.
~ Introverts unite! Separately! In our own homes.
~ The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.
~ Geology rocks; but geography is where it’s at.
~ Why am I the only naked person at the gender reveal party?
~ I wish more people were flu ent in silence.
~ My housekeeping style can best be described as “there appears to have been a struggle.”
~ A taco is a beef love letter in a corn envelope that you mail to your stomach.
~ Don’t spell PART backwards, it’s a TRAP.
~ Trump to ban the sale of shredded cheese, he’s going to make America grate again.
~ If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.
~ I like to drink when I work out, I call it BACARDIO.
~ Dear Vegans, if you are trying to save the animals, stop eating their food.
~ What is Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forrest1 ~ Everyone is normal until you get to know them.
~ Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
~ Do dogs see police dogs and think oh no, it’s the cops?
~ Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
~ I’m not aging like wine, I’m aging like milk – getting sour and chunky.
~ Feeling good about yourself? Have a kid draw a picture of you.
It feels good to laugh. For more fun, visit these folks at elarroyo.com.
