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Saturday, September 21, 2024 at 3:27 PM

Fun Things Moms Taught Us

- Appreciating a job well done. "If you're going to kill each oth - er, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

- Appreciating a job well done. "If you're going to kill each oth - er, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

- Religion. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

- Time travel. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week.”

- Logic. "Because I said so, that’s why.”

- Foresight. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

- Irony. "Keep crying and I will give you something to cry about.”

- Osmosis. “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

- Stamina. “You’ll sit there until all the spinach is gone.”


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