I still haven’t found who let the dogs out, where’s the beef or how to get to Sesame Street.
I still wonder why Dora the Explorer doesn’t use Google Maps, why all Fruit Loops have different colors but taste the same or how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.
I still wonder why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton but batteries are secured with industrial- grade plastic.
I wonder why the word “abbreviated” is such a long word. I still don’t know why there is a “D” in fridge but not in refrigerator.
I still wonder why lemon juice
is made with artificial flavoring but dishwashing soap is made with real lemon juice.
I just dont know why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections. I still wonder why the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune and I still wonder why Casper the Ghost looks just like Richie Rich.
